She said her name was "party"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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