Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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