i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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