No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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