we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
How naked do you want me to be?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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