Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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