Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
ugly people sure do ruin things
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i think my cat just said my name.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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