Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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