Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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