ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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