I feel like abortions should bother me more
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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