i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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