btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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