PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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