I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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