I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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