Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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