i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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