yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
don't judge my taste in strippers
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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