i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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