people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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