Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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