bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Sober January is a disaster.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize