She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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