We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I got chris browned last night
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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