just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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