i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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