I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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