I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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