As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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