it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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