you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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