Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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