We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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