Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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