Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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