and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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