i think i have two assholes
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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