dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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