The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it hurts more in the daytime
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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