Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
