I bet he comes in French.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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