Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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