Im at strip club and am horny
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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