Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
