we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Please, let me fuck your mom
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
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I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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