I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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