yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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