That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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