I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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