oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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