I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
