note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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