She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You work out of a Hotel?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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