If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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